10 Things That Can Make My 5-year-old Freak Out
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The following is a list of things that can send Boogieface into an inconsolable crying hissy fit. There are countless others, of course, but these are the top 10:
10) Her sock doesn’t “feel right.”
9) Her tights “feel weird.”
8) She gets a splinter.
7) Her brother hugs her too hard.
6) Her brother licks her.
5) Reorganizing the mountain of dolls and stuffed animals on her bed without her expressed written consent.
4) Any deviation from the norm.
3) Her dippy egg is too dippy.
2) Her dippy egg isn’t dippy enough.
1) No particular reason whatsoever.
Our daughters was, “There’s a wrinkle in my sock.” Shoes on, shoes off, shoes on, shoes off…this went on for years.
Oh, Kristy, don’t get me started with the shoes! If I don’t get the shoe on quickly and comfortably the first time, forget about it! ; )
Ha! Love this. One of my fave twitter peeps sent this to me directly. I think you should do 10 Things That Make a Small Town Dad Freak Out. The challenge is that you’re limited to ten.
Good stuff.
Thanks, Leanne! I like your idea! And you’re right, I’m sure I could come up with way more than 10. Stay tuned… ; )
We have to sock thing too. My mother found socks for my daughter that doesn’t have the seam in the toe and the fits have gone down… somewhat